He bakes, she bikes.
That title cracked me up! So true. I once tried to convince them to let me buy two pitchers of margaritas instead of two meals and they refused. I told them I wouldn't buy any alcohol if they made me buy the gross food. Oh well. I just gorged myself on sopapillas.
You just have to consider the cost of the food an admission price. I'm not sure why I don't just order whatever is cheapest on the menu and then simply drink the evening away. But no, I got the usual chicken platter, took a few bites and chatted with everyone else about how utterly disgusting the food is, put down my fork stuck with chips and sopapillas. Those few bites stuck with me all. night. long. But that's part of the Casa experience!